#1. $1000.00 dollar bathing suite. You say WHAT!?!?!?
Herve Leger’s taking the body conscious trend to a whole new level-–self conscious!
While Spanx swimwear sucks in your gut, this $1,005 Hervé Léger “sunsuit” shows it off–and the kicker is that it can’t get wet, proving to be the most high maintenance swimsuit ever. With an out-of-reach zipper in back, you’ll never be able to get yourself in (or out) alone and the “non-adjustable” halter is even less accommodating.
Feeling claustrophobic yet? We haven’t even mentioned the cut out-design it’s sure to breed some funky Teletubbie tan lines. At this point, we suggest you cut your losses, grab a cheap Old Navy bikini, and save that thousand dollars for a vacation instead.
And we thought hoof boots were bad.
#2. Hoof Boots.
#3. "Twisted" Furniture
This twisted design really adds a lively and playful element to essential furnishings. Talk about taking a turn for the the better—or bolder!
#4. EyeEnvy.
Press-on animal print eyeshadows: are these a daring disaster or edgy-cool?
#5. Alas, one lone plug looking for its socket counterpart. Jewelry creator Casey Perez crafted a thought-provoking pair of rings to symbolize interconnected relationships. Would these make an awesome (albeit dangerous) Valentine's Day gift or what?
Weird sis. LOL
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